I never want to wake up.

I Have No Heart. So I Have No Friends.

Got blocked by another Facebook friend today, only this one wasn't really my friend, and it really wasn't me that got blocked. I received a strange message on one of my fake FB profiles, and my first reaction was to just ignore it...

I had no idea what this was about. I hadn't logged into this profile for months. But out of boredom, I saw an opportunity to pass some time. Sorry, I had to block the pic because I'm using someone's identity that possibly views this blog, and they kinda don't know about it... oops...

Well let's ask her boyfriend Reece about this misunderstanding...

This is boring. A conversation with myself would be more interesting than this drab...

Well this isn't very interesting either. Maybe if I splash it up with some photoshop... 

And wallah...

There. That's better... Now I want to show off my pretty picture to my friends...

:( I guess she didn't like it...

and I guess we weren't meant to be friends either...

Just something to pass the time, here's another if you're a fan: I'm A Bastard, I Know. Here's How You Can Be Too

PREview REview: TRUE GRIT

In America the good guys wear eye patches. What now James Bond?

The Coen brothers have been a little misunderstood lately, but that's what's great about them, you never know what to expect. The trailer for TRUE GRIT was released this week, and in it's subtlety, tells you exactly what to expect.

-Jeff Bridges is back with the Coens, and he's a fucking bad ass.

  
-Little girl wants Daddies killer dead. Get ready for some good ol' fashion revenge. 

-Cowboys shootin' at cowboys. Coen style. 

I have a feeling that this will have a slight after taste of No Country For Old Men mixed with a dash of Oh Brother Where Art Thou, and if you didn't know already this is a remake of a John Wayne flick, but even with out knowing that, this trailer gets the point across clearly with the simplicity of imagery sided with the girl's carefully edited off screen dialog, and the point is this: They still can make 'em like they used to, but now with better cameras. But don't take my word for it, ♫READING RAINBOW♫ I CAN GO ANYWHERE♫ Ok, watch the trailer...

And for shits and gigs, here's the original trailer that looks like a Disney movie compared to this.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING? TWILIGHT

This is where I torture myself by watching something I know I'm gonna hate just so I can rant and rave about it in ALL CAPS before I implode. I thought I'd start out with something that really makes me rage... 

I can sum this fucking shit pile of a movie into one phrase. A FUCKING HAPPY VAMPIRE FAMILY PLAYING BASEBALL IN SLOW MOTION! WHY THE FUCK WHY? With Stephanie Meyer's Mormon propaganda aside, the film itself is horrid on every level. First the acting, KRISTEN STEWART POORLY PRETENDS TO QUIVER LIKE THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN HER PUSSY WHEN SHE SEES ROBERT PATTINSON MAKING POOP FACES AT HER! That's about it. All the other characters are about as useful as an asshole on your elbow. Bella is the new fresh meat at school and all three boys in her class want a piece of dat ass, including the gay asian, and just like every high school, the new kid is showered with welcoming friends immediately. But enough about the ludicrous story, let's go back to our beloved duo...

EDWARD YOU'RE A FUCKING GLITTERING PUSSY WHO HATES WALKING THE EARTH WITHOUT A MONOTONE DRONE TO SHARE YOU FEELINGS WITH. BELLA WANTS YOUR DICK BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY GUY AT HER HIGH SCHOOL TALLER THAN SHE IS. LET'S IMMEDIATELY FALL IN LOVE BEFORE WE EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION! STOP MAKING POOP FACES! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING LIKABLE ABOUT VAMPIRES. Bella is just an utterly boring character, and Stewart's acting is colder than Edward's dead skin. Poop faces, lip biting, vampire baseball, and brady bunch vampire families. Kill me now.

This get's 4 out of 5 rage faces because I was able to sit through the whole thing unfortunately. I still would like a gun in my mouth please.