Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Craigslist Encounters: WHAT A FUCKING MORON

This is one I've been working on for a while. It's not as funny as I'd like it to be because the target wasn't as reactionary as I'd hoped, BUT, the outcome is worth the read! Trust me. This has to be the most elaborate prank/troll I have ever pulled off. You might have a hard time understanding whats happening in these screen shots because the subject is so retarded, so I'll try my best to explain whats happening along the way.


First off, I'm playing the part of Michaela, but before we begin here's our lovely craigslist ad:


To save time I'll explain that I replied via fake email, and asked him to contact me on facebook so that he could see what I look like. He didn't waste anytime.


He doesn't quite get it...


 But now I have his phone # and address... then this happened...




I gave him a random address in a bad part of town. At this point he still hasn't even heard my voice and he's asked me to move in with him. So to avoid gaining suspicion later on, I had one of my good female friends give him a call. Over the phone they arranged for her move in date to be Saturday night, and that he needs to stay home during the day because she was having her things delivered to his house while she was at work. My next plan of action was to answer as many "furniture for sale ads" as possible, ask for delivery on saturday, and give them his address. Here's one of the emails I sent...

hi there, i'm very interested in couch. the only problem is that i have no car and my boyfriend's is in the shop, plus i dont know anyone with a truck. i figured its a long shot but since we're both in XXXXXX i would be happy to purchase it if there was some way for you to transport it to me. we're willing to pay extra for your troubles. would $650 be sufficient? there's not a lot of XXXXXX ads on craigslist so i thought i'd ask. my address is XXXX 1st street, XXXXX thank you - michaela & daniel

I sent about 10 of these emails out and almost all of them agreed to show up some time on Saturday. I informed them that I'd be working but my boyfriend Daniel would be there to make the transaction. So to sum up, on Saturday he will have about 6-7 people show up to his house throughout the day expecting him to purchase heavy furniture that they had to lug to his house. Chairs, dinettes, coffee tables, couches, etc. Obviously he would have to either purchase them or turn them away one after another. Then after all of that confusion, if he's still too stupid to figure out he had been fooled, he would then drive 45 minutes out of his way to a strangers house to find that his 'one love' does not in fact exist. Sounds like a bad day to me. I'll leave you with the after math...


After all of this, he refuses to believe that he was fooled. 

Finally he get's it... sort of...


As promised I sent a few screenshots to the family linked to his profile, including the link to his still active craigslist ad. So yeah, I'm an asshole. Thanks if you read all of this, I hope you enjoyed it.

Also naturally, I had quite a bit of angry emails from those who wasted their time delivering the furniture, I figured this blog would drag on too long with those added reactions, if you'd like to see them let me know in the comments and I'll post the reactions in my next blog. Thanks for reading.

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70 comments:

  1. who does this? cmon man, live not facebook all the time

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  2. hahahaha Brilliant! The best part: "hella prostitutes iwaz like get the fuck away from my car"

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  3. haha nice work! The kind of idiots who post on craigslist for sex totally deserve this kind of treatment, rock on.

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  4. LOL. Epic man, pure fucking win.

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  5. That was amazing. Funniest stuff I've seen in awhile.

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  6. oh my god O_O your course of action was so elaborate too XD

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  7. Oh wooow, you really must have wanted that guy to have a terrible day. That IS elaborate.

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  8. I feel bad for people who are just this stupid ("sorry, not tonig"OKAY SEE YOU TONIGHT!!) and obviously is suffering from painful case of blueballs.

    But did i get a laught out of this even though i felt bad for him

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  9. this is one of my more favorite blog posts from you :)

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  10. How did you get so good at this ? :D

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  11. Frickin' win man. Just... just too awesome.

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  12. Win. Seriously...that is amazing. I'd be tempted to call this bullshit, but for some reason, I completely believe it. Well done.

    I wonder if he was seriously handicapped in some way...where do you draw the line between stupid and mental impairment?

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  13. YOU ARE THE BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS
    Just put on my mental list as coolest blogger, literally

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  14. Fucking hilarious. Had me laughing my ass off.

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  15. this is the best one no doubt. its like a con from a movie carefully planned to fit into place. you should look into taking these trolls to the next level and figuring out how to make some cash off of these dumbasses who are too stupid to realize that you can upload fake pictures to facebook.

    http://howtocheatlieandsteal.blogspot.com

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  16. Haha epic. I wish I was diabolical and clever enough to come up with stuff like this :( But it is funny to use morons for entertainment purposes such as this :D

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  17. Bahaha that shit is hysterical. I liked the delivery part the best though, if only he had payed for some things in hopes that she would come live there

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  18. aahahahahaha omg this was epic! very well played sir!

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  19. who is that rusty cage faggot spamming your shit?

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  20. I did this on myspace a while back. I posed as a chick ofcourse. Long story short. Got this one guy who went to this small school of 100 students or so to jerk off and moan on cam, I recorded it and uploaded it to some video website, sent the link to all his friends. Then suggest a meetup miles away from his home at the same time I set a meetup with ANOTHER person I trolled so they ended up meeting eachother. Many lulz ensued.

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  21. This is just... wow. You can only define just work as masterful. Hang this up in a gallery.

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  22. Any kid that types like that deserves everything that you did to him

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  23. I was laughing my ass off right there :D

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  24. 1 more reason to hate failbook and cocklist

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  25. i read that whole thing u fucked with that dude good

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  26. laughing so hard i cant breath WOW

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  27. You sure put in the effort but it paid off in the end, well played.

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  28. Hahaha!! Hella funny! :)

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  29. showing my daily support ;)

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  30. I think this is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever heard about happening to a person. Great job! I'd suck you off just to show you how cool you are.

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  31. "sad got denied"
    I Like This

    Fucking icing on the cake, yeah? Brilliant.

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  32. This poor sap.
    Some chick will eventually marry him and take him for all he has.
    You know, cuz, women are evil like that. lol.

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  33. I can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. BAHAA! loved the added touch of FB.

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  34. THIS WAS 100% PURE FUCKING GRADE-A ENTERTAINMENT!

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  35. LOL I was reading your post and got o into it that i am late for class, lol great post!

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  36. this was pretty awesome... hope that karma doesn't bite you/rape you in the ass

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  37. i cant believe this douche can get a job to afford a place on his own

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  38. oh and karma isnt involved here cause this guy is LOOKING FOR SEX ON CRAIGSLIST!!! THIS IS HIS KARMA!!!!!

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  39. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man, that was definitely a bad day for him, but DAMN, he cannot spell.

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    supporting and following.

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