Saturday, October 2, 2010

I Have No Heart. So I Have No Friends.


Got blocked by another Facebook friend today, only this one wasn't really my friend, and it really wasn't me that got blocked. I received a strange message on one of my fake FB profiles, and my first reaction was to just ignore it...


I had no idea what this was about. I hadn't logged into this profile for months. But out of boredom, I saw an opportunity to pass some time. Sorry, I had to block the pic because I'm using someone's identity that possibly views this blog, and they kinda don't know about it... oops...




Well let's ask her boyfriend Reece about this misunderstanding...



This is boring. A conversation with myself would be more interesting than this drab...


Well this isn't very interesting either. Maybe if I splash it up with some photoshop... 



And wallah...



There. That's better... Now I want to show off my pretty picture to my friends...



:( I guess she didn't like it...




and I guess we weren't meant to be friends either...

Just something to pass the time, here's another if you're a fan: I'm A Bastard, I Know. Here's How You Can Be Too

55 comments:

  1. Hahahaha...well done once again, good sir. My hat's off to you.

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  2. wtf wow. a real brobot

    http://darkesthourreviews.blogspot.com/

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  3. Yay for being a bastard. Luckily I don't have those sorts of problems since I don't have many friends and don't really participate in the real world ^^

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  4. lol well done, what was the final result though? looks like that last picture was repeated by mistake

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  5. You have officially broken the mastery of this from a science to works of art or a fine wine. Ages beautifully.

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  6. wow... that is some serious mindfuck there...

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  7. haha its always fun messing with peeps

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  8. I don't think that Facebook thing will ever catch on.

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  9. "dont message me anymore this was a mistake"
    Haha.
    That was worth it. Nice way to seize the opportunity.

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  10. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  11. God damn, I'd be pretty pissed off if someone did this to me. For now, teehee

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  12. lol, you make FB entertaining.

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  13. HAHAHA This is awesome :D You should keep this up it's entertaining :D

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  14. awesome post. i love when people get ther panties in a wad over nothing. lol

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  15. Great post. :) Can't wait to see what you will be posting next. Also, thanks for the support on my blog.

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  16. Genius! Can you post Reece's relationship status?

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  17. Haha these are hilarious, but somehow I feel bad. I would hate to be the guy in the situation getting screwed lol

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  18. You are not a nice man.

    But that's why I keep coming back for more content. I love what you're doing.

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  19. I'm looking forward to your next post!

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  20. well some people are just begging for it :D
    haef some xliks

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  21. lol i love these post you do there great thanks for the laughs

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  22. This is fairly epic, nice post man, hahahaha

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  23. You sir ARE HILARIOUS.. holy sheet.

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  24. Legendary!

    Check out my first post about Facebook.
    http://writingsoflotuseater.blogspot.com/

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