Saturday, October 2, 2010

I Have No Heart. So I Have No Friends.


Got blocked by another Facebook friend today, only this one wasn't really my friend, and it really wasn't me that got blocked. I received a strange message on one of my fake FB profiles, and my first reaction was to just ignore it...


I had no idea what this was about. I hadn't logged into this profile for months. But out of boredom, I saw an opportunity to pass some time. Sorry, I had to block the pic because I'm using someone's identity that possibly views this blog, and they kinda don't know about it... oops...




Well let's ask her boyfriend Reece about this misunderstanding...



This is boring. A conversation with myself would be more interesting than this drab...


Well this isn't very interesting either. Maybe if I splash it up with some photoshop... 



And wallah...



There. That's better... Now I want to show off my pretty picture to my friends...



:( I guess she didn't like it...




and I guess we weren't meant to be friends either...

Just something to pass the time, here's another if you're a fan: I'm A Bastard, I Know. Here's How You Can Be Too
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48 comments:

  1. AnkisethOctober 2, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    Hahahaha...well done once again, good sir. My hat's off to you.

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  2. ArkanynOctober 2, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    wtf wow. a real brobot

    http://darkesthourreviews.blogspot.com/

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  3. MutefoxOctober 2, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    Yay for being a bastard. Luckily I don't have those sorts of problems since I don't have many friends and don't really participate in the real world ^^

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  4. ShaneOctober 2, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    lol well done, what was the final result though? looks like that last picture was repeated by mistake

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  5. Max SteelOctober 2, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    lol! nice one

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  6. AnonymousOctober 2, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    too easy :P

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  7. Mister SharafOctober 2, 2010 at 11:41 PM

    hahahaha :P nice

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  8. That Which HauntsOctober 3, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    You have officially broken the mastery of this from a science to works of art or a fine wine. Ages beautifully.

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  9. CrunkyOctober 3, 2010 at 2:38 AM

    wow... that is some serious mindfuck there...

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  10. MicheleOctober 3, 2010 at 3:05 AM

    Cool :D

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  11. Telia TuliOctober 3, 2010 at 3:08 AM

    hehe.
    I love this stuff.

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  12. troykanOctober 3, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    haha, your up to no good!

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  13. Lil PeeOctober 3, 2010 at 4:54 AM

    So cruel, yet so funny.

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  14. MCOctober 3, 2010 at 5:13 AM

    this is funny as hell

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  15. CrammarcOctober 3, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    haha its always fun messing with peeps

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  16. DaveOctober 3, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    shoop shoop :D

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  17. Katie GreeneOctober 3, 2010 at 8:07 AM

    heh, that was just plain AWESOME

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  18. FutomaraOctober 3, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    I don't think that Facebook thing will ever catch on.

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  19. SkimboshOctober 3, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    "dont message me anymore this was a mistake"
    Haha.
    That was worth it. Nice way to seize the opportunity.

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  20. The LoonOctober 3, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    God damn, I'd be pretty pissed off if someone did this to me. For now, teehee

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  21. AnonymousOctober 3, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    lol, you make FB entertaining.

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  22. chasityxoOctober 3, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    lol good times

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  23. VillyneOctober 3, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    HAHAHA This is awesome :D You should keep this up it's entertaining :D

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  24. melinkoOctober 3, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    awesome post. i love when people get ther panties in a wad over nothing. lol

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  25. RezdenOctober 3, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    Great post. :) Can't wait to see what you will be posting next. Also, thanks for the support on my blog.

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  26. TravieOctober 3, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    So well done lol!

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  27. McRohanheimOctober 3, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    Genius! Can you post Reece's relationship status?

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  28. Defective RobotOctober 3, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    Lmao nice work xD

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  29. DanOctober 3, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    Haha these are hilarious, but somehow I feel bad. I would hate to be the guy in the situation getting screwed lol

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  30. HiFiOctober 3, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    Haha. Perfect 10!

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  31. The Greater SpartanOctober 3, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    HAHA this is hilarious !

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  32. SlumphOctober 3, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    well fucking played. 10/10.

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  33. Michael CasspirOctober 3, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    You are not a nice man.

    But that's why I keep coming back for more content. I love what you're doing.

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  34. Discerning GentlemanOctober 3, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    I'm looking forward to your next post!

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  35. Come At Me BroOctober 4, 2010 at 5:44 AM

    Love it!

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  36. AnonymousOctober 4, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    lool nice picture

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  37. http://adf.ly/aUUDOctober 4, 2010 at 7:51 AM

    blocked bithc

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  38. Mc UncoolOctober 4, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    well some people are just begging for it :D
    haef some xliks

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  39. RoodNverseOctober 4, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    lol i love these post you do there great thanks for the laughs

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  40. Dyaitsidyam∂October 4, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    hilarity at its finest

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  41. ramrod360October 4, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    Don't worry, I'm alone too <3

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  42. Mr. BlackOctober 4, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    That's freaking terrible! >_<!

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  43. AnonymousOctober 10, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    Lol. Facebook trolling at its finest

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  44. The SituationOctober 13, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    Lolz.

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  45. UnknownOctober 15, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    This is fairly epic, nice post man, hahahaha

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  46. JRamOctober 17, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    You sir ARE HILARIOUS.. holy sheet.

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  47. The Lotus EaterOctober 20, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    Legendary!

    Check out my first post about Facebook.
    http://writingsoflotuseater.blogspot.com/

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  48. AnonymousNovember 6, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    HAAHAHAHHA that's awesome.

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