Craigslist Encounters: The dog's name is Ludakris

Still Missing~Ludakris~Male Min Pin~Black/brownish red markings~REWARD$$$

 

Ludakris has been missing for over a month now. Luda is a tiny miniature pinscher because of his size people have mistaken him for a chihuahua. Lu has black fur with brownish red markings. Luda is an unaltered male, his tail was docked but ears were not cropped. Ludakris has a cowlick on his neck that resembles a mohawk. If you have noticed a dog like this in your neighborhood PLEASE contact us. Luda is six years old and has only known one family. We are heartbroken over him, we are offering a reward for his return. Please contact us by email or one of the numbers listed below. Thank you.  

Debbie,
I wanted to let you know that I might found what your looking for. I found a dog that was hanging around some other dogs in my hood that sorta fit your description. he's definitely black with redish markings and he seems to look up and appear alert when ever I call out "Ludakris" or even "Luda". He's appears to be a little bigger than a chihuahua so there's argument there. I haven't gotten close up enough to take him in yet so that's all I've been able to see so far. I can probably get close enough to take some pictures if you'd like me to, then I can email them to you so you can see if it's your pet or not. Let me know if you'd like me to do that for you.

Best of luck,

Keyser

PLEASE if you could take a picture, if not I'm willing to drive to your neighborhood and check it out myself. He's been missing for over a month now and he is use to other dogs, we have two other dogs one half pit half lab the other is half rott half lab so he's use to the big dogs. I appreciate you writing it gives me hope. You can call me if you like xxx/xxx-xxxx or text my daughter at xxx/xxx-xxxx or just email me again....THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
 

-Debbie

  

Here are some pictures of Ludakris, black with brownish red accents

-Keyser

How sad of a life do you have??? you have nothing better to do than harass people through email...shows what kind of low life you are. Karma is a bitch and  yours is coming!!!!!

-Debbie 

 

Oh my word! I am SO sorry! I left my email open on the family computer and my smart alek 13 year old son thought that would be funny. Last week he did something similar in response to a work related email and almost got me in some serious trouble. I can only try to understand your frustration and I believe your rude response was justified considering the circumstances, but I don't believe an inappropriate action such as this would automatically label someone as a "low life". I will say that he is extremely immature and disrespectful and I'm trying everything in my power to straighten him out before he actually becomes a low life in his adulthood, but I will make sure he is properly disciplined and I hope as a fellow parent you will understand. Anyway, I'm sure at this point there's no way for you to know if I'm telling the truth or not but I should tell you that I have taken the dog in, to avoid losing him to someone else or in general, and I would still be willing to send you actual photos of the actual dog. At this point I think we should establish that the dog could potentially belong to you before I give out my address, or vise versa, to avoid any further hostility or confusion. Again I'm sorry about the immature rudeness.

Regards,

Keyser

I apologize for the remark I made about your son being a "low life"  but you have to understand my frustration. This is NOT the first time this has happened, I have received several emails and a few phone calls like this. Our dog has been missing for over a month now and my patience for this type of harassment is thin.  I will put myself out again, we would LOVE to see REAL pictures of the dog and possibly a phone number where I can contact you. Yes, I have children so I understand your frustration and commend you for writing back and explaining what had happened. My home phone is xxx/xxx-xxxx. Thank you.

-Debbie 

Debbie,

You have no reason to apologize I completely understand, I just wanted you to know what actually happened. Anyway, here are some real photos of the actual dog, I hope they're to your liking. No hard feelings.

PS I live in citrus heights I'm not sure if that's close to where you lost the dog but that might be helpful to know when looking at the pics

Regards,
Keyser
202-629-9226

 

No hard feelings at all. I've already contacted Craigslist to obtain your information and the Citrus Heights Police next time you feel like messing with someone you shouldn't use your own computer, it makes it easy to trace you. I've saved every email...thanks

-Debbie 

Oh thank you very much. I'm sure the police department's first priority is to track down some harmless internet prankster. I hope you show them every email including the one where you state, "Karma is a bitch and  yours is coming!!!!!" I hope that doesn't come off as threatening because we both might end up with the internet swat team bursting through our windows. That's assuming you actually contacted craigslist and CH PD and you're not just bluffing in a poor attempt to scare me off. But if you did bother them with this minuscule affair I'm sure they got a good laugh at your expense. Don't worry I'm just joking around I'm actually working with the FBI which will out rank the Citrus Heights cyber police department. You see, my only goal in this was to help you. I'm actually part of the Internet Protection Agency and I was testing you to see how susceptible you were to internet foolery, and you failed. Not only did you give out your home number and city of residence, but your DAUGHTERS phone number! I'm assuming that might be Kristi's number. See using your actual email address can be harmful as well. Our department has been able to not only track down you but your children James, Kristi and Tyler as well, not to mention your siblings Mike, Ron, and Michelle. Thank God this was only a test and I'm not some hacker or deviant. I have also saved every email so that I can show my fellow colleagues for training purposes.

Well, I hope this has been helpful to you and I hope you've learned from this. Thank you for your participation and I wish you the best. Remember, a discreet internet is a safe one!

Ron Swanson
Head Security Adviser IPA
Washington, District of Columbia