Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I LOST ANOTHER FRIEND TODAY...

I got another friend request, this one was from one of those annoying girls that use facebook as a medium for feeding their ego with googles of attention. I have no idea who this girl is, so she obviously adds random guys because she knows they will comment on her provocative pictures. This comment/attention addiction is an epidemic with youngsters. Self esteem and social status is now measured by how many comments and "like" buttons get hit on your page. So I've taken it upon myself to push these girls off their pedestal. It only took one comment to send her mouse pointer flying toward that "remove friend", followed by the "block this person" button. My comment is down at the bottom if you want to skip all the OMG I LOVE YOU rhetoric.

But just to show you what goes through my mind when I creep on peoples' profiles, I posted all my thoughts in RED. Enjoy.


 

If my debauchery entertained you there's more here:

you-want-to-be-my-friend-fuck-you-asshole 

craigslist-encounters-the-boy-scout 

the-dogs-name-is-ludakris 

I'm-a-bastard 

Also check this guy out if you haven't already, pretty sweet legit blog:
Rusty Cage

   
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30 comments:

  1. VDogSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    Fuckin lol

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  2. razortekSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    ahahahaha looooool xDDD great man xD
    do what u want couse a pirate is free!You're a Pirate!!
    cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  3. LezleeSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    You make me smile.
    (Translation: "Come fuck me, troll.")

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  4. Go VideoSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    you are a huge faggot

    (jealous of your blog)

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  5. Stav88osSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    nice! suppin bro ;)

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  6. ramrod360September 21, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Haha, I love these, moar!

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  7. The Alaskan ReviewerSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    yes! we must make sure there are no hot pictures on the interwebs!!

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  8. Tetru EunorSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    WDF! supporting!

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  9. MVTMSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    *hug*

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  10. Water Proof ChickenSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Supporting

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  11. Mr. BloggitySeptember 21, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    LOOOOOOL keep em coming!

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  12. F4i7HSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    xD HAHA MORE!

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    You find any kind of people on those Social Network Sites. I'm sorry about your lost. Nice blog, dude, Now I'm following you!

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  14. SkunkfunkSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    Good laughs :D

    Was pretty funny but even though you're right, you really shouldn't bother with them

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  15. JamesSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    I WAS ENTERTAINED! keep 'em coming

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  16. Shelby FoxSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Hilarious social commentary here. It's so true with girls my age and younger....and even older haha.

    I try my best to break the stereotype but I admit I've taken a few myspace photos from time to time =(

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    lol funny shit.

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  18. Bad MSPainterSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    That was a good laugh.

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  19. Car EnthusiastSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    I feel like I'm camping

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  20. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    This blog has quite the following!

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  21. DanatothSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    I'd still do that girl XD

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  22. What are you doing here.September 21, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    you speak the truth my man!

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  23. divxSeptember 21, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    wow
    supporting bro.

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  24. The LoonSeptember 21, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    This gave me a mad lol. Nice job, hahaha. Keep em coming.

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  25. TrashcanmanSeptember 21, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    eat a dick slut

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  26. MutefoxSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    Ehehehehe....facebook

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  27. SweeeeeetasSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:32 AM

    HAHA you sir are the man!! BTW is it just me or are her arms weirdly short???

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  28. Lil PeeSeptember 22, 2010 at 2:03 AM

    that was classic man. hahah

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  29. Christmas CabbieSeptember 23, 2010 at 4:18 AM

    I wonder why it is you get so many random adds..

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  30. spacefamilySeptember 27, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    hahaha too true

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