Sunday, September 19, 2010

You want to be my friend? FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

Every once and while I get these Facebook friend requests from complete strangers, usually from preteen girls who can't sleep at night unless they have 600 friends. I used to just hit that taboo "ignore" button, but I decided there's a much more entertaining way to handle these type of situations. So I shower them with nonsense until they delete me, HA! That'll show 'em for trying to be my friend! This was my first accomplishment, she deleted me just after 3 posts. GREAT SUCCESS. The only downside to this post is that you'll know that my name is not in fact "Dodd". So now you know I'm a big fat liar and you'll probably never come to my blog again, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings! Please don't leave me! If I get some good feedback on this, I'll keep posting these as I go.

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35 comments:

  1. razortekSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  2. RawrSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    support

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  3. ExtraBBSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Lol xD what a dumb b*ch

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  4. AnkisethSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    LMAO...

    "Wut Da Hell Is An Anus?"

    That is one of the strangest things I've ever heard. Keep posting these; if there's more, I could use some lulz.

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  5. VipermanSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    lmao epic!!!

    that was a bit too descriptive when you described the ass lol

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  6. Christmas CabbieSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    Ohhh man, this reminded me of the good ol' glory days of trolling myspace. Demand. Moar.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    FUCKING CLASSIC, tell me this is real. you are a king.

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  8. PhorceSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Does anyone really know what an anus is?
    Lets be honest.

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  9. KosemartinSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    GREAT SUCCESS!

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  10. McGizzleSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    Epic. XD more please.

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  11. chasityxoSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    lmao win

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  12. `†he Պen†al Պasochis†September 19, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    yes this is real, all of my posts are original work. thanks everyone for the support, but be careful, i'm susceptible to flattery

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  13. The LoonSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    Hahaha, epic.

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  14. Biff TannerSeptember 19, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    ROFL that's awesome.

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  15. MarkSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:29 PM

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  16. SkunkfunkSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    Haha wtf xD

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  17. MarkSeptember 19, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    LMAO
    Awesome

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  18. ShredGuitarSeptember 19, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    Hmm, interesting.

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  19. Mr. BloggitySeptember 19, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    LOL... good way to handle those crazy people...

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  20. Come At Me BroSeptember 19, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    Love this!

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  21. Stav88osSeptember 19, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Interesting!

    Support And follow u!

    http://jdrockingnfuckinstudios.blogspot.com/

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  22. MVTMSeptember 19, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    *hug*

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  23. NobodySeptember 19, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    That is art, for sure.

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  24. volksjagerSeptember 19, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    "What is an anus?" hahaha!

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  25. M KSeptember 19, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    Hahahah...

    "Phorce said...

    Does anyone really know what an anus is?
    Lets be honest."

    Thanks for the laughs.

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  26. DailyDoseSeptember 19, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    not bad lol

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  27. - Enfermo -September 19, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    i always hit ignore on facebook ..my mom always thaught me dont ever talk to strangers lol :)

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  28. ramrod360September 19, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    Trolling at its best. Chick was a retard.

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  29. UnseenSniperSeptember 19, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Lmfao, that's fucking awesome! Great post

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  30. jimbob007September 20, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    Trolling at it's finest.

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  31. Mister SharafSeptember 20, 2010 at 3:04 AM

    ahahahahahahaha .. reteard

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  32. SwarmsterSeptember 20, 2010 at 5:35 AM

    great post man, just doing my rounds, keep up the good work =)

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  33. divxSeptember 20, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    lol, wut
    forever alone
    supporting

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  34. ReptileXSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:13 AM

    lol, totally agreee

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  35. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    Lmao. What a dumb bitch. This happened alot to me on myspace, not facebook though.

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