Sunday, September 19, 2010

You want to be my friend? FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

Every once and while I get these Facebook friend requests from complete strangers, usually from preteen girls who can't sleep at night unless they have 600 friends. I used to just hit that taboo "ignore" button, but I decided there's a much more entertaining way to handle these type of situations. So I shower them with nonsense until they delete me, HA! That'll show 'em for trying to be my friend! This was my first accomplishment, she deleted me just after 3 posts. GREAT SUCCESS. The only downside to this post is that you'll know that my name is not in fact "Dodd". So now you know I'm a big fat liar and you'll probably never come to my blog again, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings! Please don't leave me! If I get some good feedback on this, I'll keep posting these as I go.

37 comments:

  1. cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  2. LMAO...

    "Wut Da Hell Is An Anus?"

    That is one of the strangest things I've ever heard. Keep posting these; if there's more, I could use some lulz.

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  3. lmao epic!!!

    that was a bit too descriptive when you described the ass lol

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  4. Ohhh man, this reminded me of the good ol' glory days of trolling myspace. Demand. Moar.

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  5. FUCKING CLASSIC, tell me this is real. you are a king.

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  6. Does anyone really know what an anus is?
    Lets be honest.

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  7. Showing my daily support I REALLY need yours aswell!

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  8. yes this is real, all of my posts are original work. thanks everyone for the support, but be careful, i'm susceptible to flattery

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  10. LOL... good way to handle those crazy people...

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  11. Interesting!

    Support And follow u!

    http://jdrockingnfuckinstudios.blogspot.com/

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  12. Hahahah...

    "Phorce said...

    Does anyone really know what an anus is?
    Lets be honest."

    Thanks for the laughs.

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  13. i always hit ignore on facebook ..my mom always thaught me dont ever talk to strangers lol :)

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  14. Trolling at its best. Chick was a retard.

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  15. Lmfao, that's fucking awesome! Great post

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  16. great post man, just doing my rounds, keep up the good work =)

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  17. lol, wut
    forever alone
    supporting

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  18. Lmao. What a dumb bitch. This happened alot to me on myspace, not facebook though.

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